iguanamouth:

an UNUSUAL HOARD commission for chthonicutie …………….some of these ROCKS are things thatre in my house right now and some of them…. are not

dicaprio-diaries:

important.

bobbelcher:

if this ain’t me

liviemomo:

This is how I feel every time October ends… It’s such a vicious cycle

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University be like

liviemomo:

nubbsgalore:

nubbsgalore:

Happy #ObamaDay

(photos by pete souza, official white house photographer)

thank you.

tstimacstumblinfuntime:

maggie-stiefvater:

the-gaywaren:

maggie-stiefvater:

dollopheadsandclotpoles:

I CAN’T BELIEVE ADAM’S FRECKLES ARE FANON LIKE MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE 

the only thing in canon is freckles of blood spattered across hopes and dreams

maggie why are you like this

i’m like a vampire

i can only come where i’m invited

OP tagged with #can Maggie confirm this

warn your children

Maggie could confirm at any moment

@maggie-stiefvater is a treasure. 

But the kind of treasure a bloodline of fierce warriors have dedicated their lives to keeping locked in a vault in a mountaintop monastery full of deadly traps and snakes. 

sharpestrose:

orannisthesquirrelking:

minervafan:

My favorite New Yorker cartoon in years.

I approve of punctuation jokes.

I approve of jokes that take diversity as the jumping-off point for finding quirky punchlines instead of using it as the punchline itself. Nice nice.

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

refinery29:

Watch Uzo Aduba’s encouraging, no-bullshit message to her younger self

Gifs: Teen Vogue

miche-miche:

afrobot3000:

theblerdgurl:

foulmouthedliberty:

black-rogue:

These insults give me life

mangled apricot hellbeast

This is epically epic!

Tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon

Glorious, simply glorious.

I mean, this is amazing

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

IM WEAK

what your pokemon go team really says about you